machosasquatcho

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Location: Washington, D.C., United States

Is a magician and artist who lives in northern Virginia with his wife and 4 boys.

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Nintendo Switch

I'm an NES and DS fanboy. The 3ds and Wii were pretty good. I never got a Wii U. I played PS2 over Gamecube, and Genesis over SNES. The N64 I thought was just objectively kind of crappy. The switch I think is a pretty great concept. I like the variety of ways to play and how it combines some of the unique elements of their past systems.

The price $299: I think it's fair, but its still too high for me to feel the need to be an early adopter until there are a bunch of must-have games available.

The joy-cons: look a little too small to handle comfortably, however I will need to try it personally to say for sure.

The launch line-up:
Mario Oddysey: Looks really good. I liked Mario Galaxy and Mario 64.
Zelda Breath of the Wild: Looks good too. I liked the original zelda, and phantom hourglass, but have not really played much of any others.
Splatoon 2: I would want this
Arms: Looks pretty good
1,2, Switch: I don't know... maybe my kids would be into it?
Super Bomberman R: I'm thinking yes.
Mariokart 8: Yes.
nothing else really looks interesting. Maybe Rime?
Human resource machine is a programming puzzle steam port that looks like I'd enjoy it.

Saturday, January 07, 2017

Magfest 2017

Another year, another MAGfest report.

This year was full of good times and pleasant surprises.

I was a panelist for the 2nd year in a row, reprising my "GamerQuest" text adventure game. Since I had put so much work into making it, I figured it deserved to be played by more people than the meager group I had last year. Unfortunately, a substantial portion of the meager group this year were returning players. Also, I was scheduled even LATER than my first year; this time at 1:30 AM. which made it hard for me to get potentially interested people to come out during my promotional efforts. I learned from last years audience management errors, and this time had the audience queue up at the Q&A microphone, which worked a lot better than my lack of a system last year. Also, my visuals ran more smoothly off of the thumbdrive (once I tracked someone down to help me hook up the projector that is) Last year I used my phone which ran out of power towards the end. Things that were not so great: I was not completely over a cold and so when combined with the late hour, I didn't feel terrific. Also, the game wasn't as fresh in my mind as it should have been and I got a little befuddled a couple of times flipping back and forth between pages, and didn't always have the next dialogue response on the tip of my tongue as I had to scan the paragraph for a few seconds to find my place. Overall, I was reasonably satisfied with how it turned out, (until I noticed that my one and only feedback on guidebook was 1 star).

Gamebook history panel: I attended this partly to drum up business for GamerQuest, but also because it is a subject I am genuinely interested in. (I was a devoted Choose your own adventure reader as a kid) and I found this presentation to be very interesting and informative.

JS Joust: I have now done this every year and it is still a lot of fun. Although it didn't quite capture the energy and magic I felt that first year. Perhaps the novelty just wore off? or perhaps it was because the cavernous room wasn't quite as intimate? I did pretty good in the tournament and nearly made it into the final round.

One Man Star Wars:  THIS was a pleasant surprise. I missed the first 30 minutes, but since I am so familiar with the movie, it was easy to feel up to speed. He did a line for line recition of the movie (with very few mistakes) and the audience helping him out if he missed something. He also did pretty damn impressive impersonations of the characters and the sound effects. (as well as inserting his own meta commentary scattered throughout). I will definitely put this on the "will do again" list.

Protomen: I checked out this concert because I had heard a lot about this band for years. They were fine, just not really my cup of tea. Their best song (imo) was a Phil Collins cover of in the air tonight, although their rendition sounded pretty close to the original, which I think makes it more like karaoke.

OMG, WTF did I just watch: In preparation, for my panel I got to the hall early and sat through the end of the strange videos from Asia panel that looked like a lot of fun. (I had seen a few of them before, but it was still pretty good.) I will definitely look for this in future years.

Laser Tag: I got lucky, and came across the sign up table, moments after they set it up, so I was the first one to put my name down. This is just laser tag, but it was a lot of fun.

Fuse beads panel: I thought this was just going to be a lecture, but I decided to poke my head in out of curiosity, and was excited to discover it was actually a make and take! I made a bubble bobble dragon!

Magfest VS: Basically a recreation of the Nick Arcade gameshow. I have a little bit of history with this event. I was originally signed up to be on the development team, but just didn't have the time to commit to it unfortunately. Legend has it, that my Nick Arcade cosplay might have even been the initial inspiration. I submitted my name to be a contestant but was not selected. (bummer) This was fun to watch, and I while I understand the reason for highlighting indie games in the showdowns, a couple of these were too complex for the players or the audience to immediately understand without having any prior playing experience.

Bit Brigade: I love this band and the shows they put on. For this one, their game player speed-ran through Castlevania, Batman, and Ducktales finishing each one in less than 15 minutes, while the band rocked through the amazing metal versions of the soundtrack, perfectly synched to the onscreen action.

Pachinko: AbleGamers was doing a fund raiser where you could play Pachinko in exchange for a donation. These machines were really unique and interesting looking. I had never played them pachinko before, so it was cool to have that chance. The games themselves were not really games. (anymore than a slot machine is a game) its all pretty much just random whether you get the ball in the hole or not. I had a run a Ghost in the Shell:stand alone complex machine that ran for so long I honestly thought maybe the machine was broken, and I was starting to get a little bored of winning so much, but I guess I was just unnaturally lucky.

Cartoon Sing-Along: I had wanted to go this last year, (but couldn't make it since I had run my panel the night before and was still sleeping) This year, the scheduling worked out better, so I dropped in. I enjoyed the energy and positivity of the crowd, and it was cool to see Josh and Marzgirl, (since I am a fan of their movie). As for the actual cartoons, there were only a few I was familiar enough to  actually "sing-along". Most were anime from the 2000's and later. On the bingo card where you predict what they would show, I wrote down titles such as "smurfs", "snorks" and "scooby-doo" and a younger guy behind me said "wow, you're really thinking outside of the box!" I guess I am too old for this. I talked to Josh, and he mentioned that they actually did show a lot more older cartoon intros in previous years and got a lot of blank stares and have since tailored it to cater more to the younger audience.

Escape Room: Signing up for this was quite an ordeal, since they had so few slots, and it seemed like all 20,000 attendees were interested in playing. My first two tries I got turned away, after hearing they were all full. My third try, they attempted to turn me away again saying they were already full, but I persevered, and waited on standby for more than an hour, and was eventually rewarded with a spot for the next day. When I actually played it, it was pretty cool, although the puzzles were probably too hard for me to figure out for the most part. (we didn't escape) I don't think I contributed much to the team either. Probably not worth so much trouble.

Arcade:I played a couple videogames such as Nibbler, but I mostly played pinball: Terminator 2, Starship Troopers, Future Spa, The Getaway (really fun), Bride of Pinbot: The Machine, AC/DC, Monster Bash, Black Knight 2000, Medieval Madness (I LOVE this game!!) I was really stoked to see Black Hole as this is a game that I have been curious about since I was a child and literally EVERY single time I have ever come across it, it has been out of order. I have heard this machine is notorious for breaking down. Not surprisingly, it was out of order at MAGfest too. But later in the afternoon, I noticed a guy was working on it. I came back a little later and there it was: a functioning Black Hole machine! The actual game was sadly disappointing, the main play field is pretty slow and boring. The only really interesting feature is the sub play-field, which is only accessible through a somewhat difficult shot to make. Given how this is whole reason for playing the game, if it were up to me, I would have made it so that any drained ball would automatically send you to the black hole sub-field (that way you're guaranteed at least 3 sub-field rounds per game). In the console room I played some Gumshoe, Warlords, Kaboom and met up with fellow NA member: theinhumanwretch (Andrew).

Indie Games: I played a cool IOS/Android game called Where Shadows Slumber. It had a neat art style and you had to make your way through maze like levels by causing the course to alter by casting shadows on things in a trial and error fashion. (I gave them feedback that it might be enjoyable to have the puzzles be a little more logic based, a la Sokoban). I played Pig Eat Ball which was a cool party game. My absolute favorite was a "1-dimensional dungeon crawler" called Line Wobbler. It consisted of a long LED strip, (that half of it went up into the air), and you controlled your light with a wobbling joystick on a spring. You could move forward, backward, or wobble to trigger an "attack". There were a variety of levels, which had you attacking red dots, dodging lava, fighting against the wind, or attacking a pink boss character that shot red missiles at you. Whenever you died it made a glorious explosion of LED light and sound. This might be my "Game of the Show"

Expo Hall: I bought two really sweet homebrew NES games: Haunted Halloween 85 & 86. There was also a ton of amazing art prints, that I sadly had to pass on as I just don't have any room in my house to display it. I didn't buy any old games, as the prices I saw were all pretty steep.

In the tabletop gaming area: I checked out Tok Tok Woodman, (which is basically like Jenga with an ax) and then proceeding to try to flag down passersby to play with me. It was a pretty good way to make friends, (and once I got one game going, it was easy to draw a crowd for subsequent games) One of the guys who played was pretty drunk and afterwards challenged me to rock-paper-scissors winner-take-all bet for $2. I won. I also got a chance to demo a really cool 80s themed light-cycle game called Lazer Ryders, that was a lot of fun! They already had a successful kickstarter, so the game should be coming out soon. The packaging is styled like a VHS boxset, and looks awesome!

The computer museum: I found this place oddly comforting and kept getting drawn back to here. They had a Nintendo Playstation on display here, which was pretty neat. I also played some Vectrex, (which never seems to live up to my expectations) also played a cool Shmup called Gate of Thunder for the Turbo Grafx turboduo. My beloved TI-99/4a was here, (although sadly, without a working joystick). I also spent a decent bit of time guiding a kid through Space Quest III, (which I still have memorized). I just like being around these old computers, watching people play Commander Keen, Number muncher, Doom, etc.)

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Okonomiyaki

I love food (too much sometimes) a new dish that I've learned how to cook has become one of my new favorites! here's the recipe.

Okonomiyaki
(serves 2-4)
2 eggs
1 cup flour (I use "okonomiyaki flour" from an asian grocery store)
2/3 cup water
3 cups shredded cabbage

Protip: use Coleslaw mix to save prep time

optional add-ins
sprouts
noodles
tempura crisps (fried bits of tempura batter)
chopped pickled ginger (benishoga)
chopped green onion
chopped seafood
chopped sausage
tofu
(any ingredient you might add to an omelet would work fine in this)

For the topping:
Okonomiyaki sauce 
"Kewpie" Mayonnaise
Aonori (shredded or powdered seaweed)
Bonito flakes (can be purchased as a bag of single use packets)
Bacon (thin slices work better)


Mix the batter in a bowl, flour and water first, then add in the wet ingredients.

spoon a "pancake size" portion onto a hot griddle. If adding bacon, place that on the uncooked side prior to flipping it. Allow about 3 minutes per side (at around 350 degrees) You may need to increase the cooking time for thicker pancakes)

(To cook it a little faster, cover the pan with a lid.)


After cooking, apply the toppings in this order: first a generous dollop of  okonomiyaki sauce, spread over the whole top surface, then zig-zag stripes of the Kewpie mayonnaise. Then sprinkle the seaweed. And finally sprinkle some bonito flakes.


Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Magfest 2016

I was only there for Friday/Saturday. Definitely a lot better than the 1 day I did last year but also a lot more physically draining. On the second day, I was dragging a little bit.

Didn't buy any games in the dealer room. There was some nice looking repro/homebrew/romhack carts that I was tempted by, but saw no vintage games I was hunting for at an attractive price.
I packed a lot of activity into this time and didn't have a lot of downtime to socialize. I came alone, and didn't have anyone coming to meet up with. I'm a little disappointed I didn't really talk to more people, but I have a bit of social anxiety, so that is kind of daunting for me, (easier if someone else is initiating) There were a few people from NA, twitter and facebook that I have chatted with online in attendance, but we never crossed paths. (Or maybe we did and I just didn't recognize them.)

Here's some of the things I did and my impression

Atari 1-1 documentary: Pretty well done. ran a little too long. Similar to the Atari game over doc
Power of Glove Documentary: Also a pretty good documentary, although I was really tired and had trouble staying awake through it.

GamerQuest: I had a lot of fun doing this. It was pretty much everything I had hoped it would be. One of the high points of the convention for me. The audience seemed really into it and were asking if I could come back next year to do a sequel. They gave me a laptop to use, but the wifi was so awful that I couldn't get my images to download so I ended up running it off my phone instead. It worked okay until the battery on my phone died (luckily it was close to the end). I was actually surprised that the audience were able to finish the game. (I gave out moonpies as prizes to everyone who solved a puzzle within the game)

I read a review of my panel on someone else's blog who said that it compared favorably to the Action Castle panel from the previous year, however they said some parts could have been better, particularly my audience management, which I kinda fumbled... I started off by going round robin to everyone in the room, but then switch to calling on people raising hands. Neither method was great. I should have had them form a line at a microphone. This would have helped me to hear them speak too.

breakfast cereal championships: This might have been more fun if I was drunk. It was a bit of a mess, because they kept encouraging the audience to vote by being roudy and making noise, and then shushing the crowd and acting frustrated that the audience was being too noisy. I was dead on my feet by this time, (around 2:30am) so I called it quits.

Super Art Fight was fun

The stuntshow was kind of cheesy so I bailed.

JS Joust: I had a ton of fun playing this last year. So I played again this year. It was kind of spoiled when a guy called me an asshole when I got him out. He accused me of getting him out after he had already gotten me, but I think we took each other out at the same time. I quit playing. But fortunately I gave the game another chance the next day, and had fun again.

Ice cold beer tournament: I had played a lot of this at MagClassic on freeplay and found it kind of addictive. The tournament was kind of a mistake because it was a really long wait for my turn and I was severely outclassed by a lot of much better players, so I bailed and didn't try for a second round.
Got to demo a cool new game in the tabletop area called Super Hazard Quest. I will definitely support that when they launch the kickstarter.

Arcade: Joust Pinball was awesome. Wizard of Oz pinball was awesome too, (because of it was a part of tournament I only got to play it once). Played some Indiana Jones and some Robotron. I waited in line to play Pop'n Music which was disappointing when I couldn't figure it out.

Youtubers: I saw AVGN at a Q&A, he liked my question and had a very interesting answer. (I asked if he would have gone in a different direction with his movie if the Alamagordo landfill had been excavated prior to his making the film. He said he probably would have, his other idea was to make it about the swordquest prize contest and tracking down the missing prizes. (He might still do that idea if he makes a sequel).
I saw Bootsy and Kyle at the cinemassacre booth as well as Billy and Jay at their booth. Didn't talk to them because I didn't know what to say other then "I've watched your youtube videos", which seemed kind of pointless.

Concerts:The Oneups: Played a jazzy funky set. I enjoyed it. but then for the last few songs they switched styles and it sounded like a totally different band, which I didn't like as much

Tupperware Remix / ninja sex party: Tupperware portion was mostly forgettable tracks with digitally processed vocals that kept mentioning "The future". When Ninja Sex Party joined them I thought it improved. But the audience went freaking insane. They were fine, but I just don't get all the love. This girl standing behind me started crying and orgasming when Danny came out.

DJ Battle: Was too loud, and not really my thing I left after about 10 minutes.

Journey Live: I was one of the few people who thought it was going to be a Journey cover band... so I was only slightly disappointed to find out I was mistaken. It was the game "Journey" with live orchestration which seemed like a cool concept... I stayed for a little bit, but then I got bored and left.

Bit Brigade: They were awesome. So glad I got to see it. (Missed them last year) This was the final thing I saw at Magfest before going home.

Monday, January 04, 2016

I loved playing in the snow as a kid. I'd get all bundled up in my snow pants, jacket, and boots. I loved trudging the fresh deep snow. I would imagine that I was starring in an imaginary film about a person stranded in some desolate frozen part of the world, and would melodramatically crawl through the snow as if I was at death's door.

Snow Fort by Jonathan Mann
The original:
http://sfjukebox.org/songs/snow_fort/Forty%20Second%20Songs
The live version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKfX0YQIXYI
The 2014 version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2TVi1t7rAM

Wednesday, December 09, 2015

Lost

"Lost" was one of the first serialized dramas I got really into.. (The first was actually "Profit"). One of the things that bugged me was how the show creators continually denied that they were making it up as they went along, although evidence strongly indicated otherwise especially with the unsatisfying end where they introduced a whole new storyline in an attempt to sweep all their other loose ends under the carpet. 10 years on from the show and this is even more apparent.
They had a horrible habit of introducing some interesting plot development, and then completely ignoring it for months, (or years). One of the most frustrating examples that I can recall was at the of penultimate episode of Season 2 "Live together, Die Alone Pt 1"
2 Men playing chess at an arctic station, when a computer starts to beep. They excitedly call Penny Widmore and tell her "We found it!"

This was the first time that the outside world had been shown in the present tense (not a flashback), and it confirmed that the island was not purgatory or any other number of wacky theories. Too bad this was never really adressed for an entire season 3, (except for some confusion in the Season 3 finale, over whether a boat that shows up is Penny's boat or not)

Monday, February 09, 2015


Recently I’ve been thinking a lot about Justin “JewWario” Carmical. I’ve been watching his videos and reading his blog. I am really sad I will never get a chance to know him. I didn’t even discover him until after his death, when his passing was being discussed on the Completely Unnecessary podcast. It’s strange to me how deeply I feel this loss. Especially since I was not his personal friend. But in the short amount of time I have been watching his videos, I feel like he was my friend. I also feel like we are very similar in many ways. We both loved magic, video games... we even had birthdays very close together.. (For some reason, April babies seem to have a certain "look to them"
 
Part of the reason it hit me very hard, is that I went through a similar experience seven and half years ago, when my best friend commited suicide. The other people who knew my friend seemed to be able to move on with their lives, but for so many years I just couldn’t get it out of my system.

It was somewhat reassuring to see Justin’s friends expressing many of the things I had thought and felt. I could really relate to Joshua and Kaylyn Saucedo’s “Farewell Famikamen Rider” film (I wish I could have attended the MAGfest screening). I knew exactly what was driving them, because I had done something similar when I decided to continue working on a graphic novel that I had started when my friend was still alive. ( https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B79L9YOsC2OvMTE0Z0dVNDJQRTQ... )

The “You’re not stupid” soundbite may have gone viral, (and deservedly so!), but if you back it up a little bit more, Justin gives some very good insight into what his experiences with depression were like for him. It is hard for us looking from the outside to understand how someone who was so loved and loving could do this, but I think this helps to explain things somewhat.
http://youtu.be/iaJT3Y04sKk?t=24m1s
(bonus: he sings a Mr. Rogers tune at the end)
Here is the comic that Justin was referencing in that stream:
http://www.akimbocomics.com/comic/2010-10-04-Eat_Shit_And_Di...

Even with all that, it’s still hard to reconcile that with the person who had recorded this the night before:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRKyCnC6nlw 

He wrote this after seeing Penn Jillette's show in January 2007 (perhaps an idea that Penn suggested they try as an exercise?

Hi my name is Justin Spencer Carmical, and I just died.

I have made many mistakes in my life, and was often ignorant of many friends that I had. I hated myself as well as other people. I never had an original thought in my life, and never did everything I should have. I cursed like a sailor, drank too much, and kept grudges for far too long.

But I never loved any woman more than my wife Jennifer, and I spent the last part of my life enjoying our time together. While I was alive she spent more time making me happy than she should have and, for that, she is a saint.

Mourn me, but not for too long... you have your own lives to enjoy.

"I can't be sure where I'm headed after death,
To Heaven, Hell, or beyond to that Great Vast.
But if I can I would like to meet my Maker,
There's one or two things I'd sure like to ask"



Super Mario Routine (For Justin)
(mario monogues)
Shrinker by Andrew Mayne
Growing / shrinking (touch a turtle and shrink down w/ SFX)
Mushroom appear
Coins disappearing/ appearing (misers dream)
Fire/ flower
Color changing hat (Mario to Luigi/ to Wario)
Appearing mushing
Plumber/pipes


Justin’s Jedi act
I am too a Jedi
Change Bag (color changing silks)
Jedi drawing mentalism
Royal Revision
Color changing water (clear to red) (in a Champaign glass)
Red and blue tubes (transpose?)
Appearing pole (light saber)
Kabuki streamers (jedi lightening)